The Center for Galactic Anomalies: Capture. Contain. Control.
We’re the first, and often only, line of defense between you and the anomalous horrors that would like to take a big ole’ bite out of reality as you know it. Or a bite out of you. You can never be too certain of what they want. And that’s precisely why you need us.
Intergalactic travel is made simple thanks to naturally occurring wormholes, often called portals, within all major solar systems and just outside the orbits of the most populous planets. Unfortunately for you earthlings, the closest wormhole to you is hidden within the incredibly dangerous Sagittarius A black hole, which we once considered removing for you and placing inside the CGA, but then we realized your whole solar system would probably collapse in on itself. Your world is unique, like the CGA’s home world of Survalis, except that what makes your world unique is a major inconvenience for all of the other solar systems trying to communicate with you.
What makes Survalis unique is that we live on a world created by a wormhole connected to a seemingly empty, yet random dimension that we call “the void.” The void has yet to be explained fully by science, even our science, which is the best. The void seems to be a dimension between wormholes that can somehow creep through even regular, reliable wormholes. The objects that come out of the void are referred to as anomalies, even if that anomaly is as simple as a grilled cheese sandwich. I mean, would you eat a grilled cheese sandwich that manifested out of nowhere? Wait—don’t answer that. We tried to warn your kind about where corn really came from, and you completely disregarded that because it made an excellent chip.
When the wormhole inside Survalis formed, it combined exotic matter with normal, carbon-based matter to give us resources not found anywhere else in the galaxy. These resources allow us to accomplish things previously thought impossible, like sending a ship through Sagittarius A unscathed. Our proximity to the void dimension has also prepared us for anything. And that’s why we can reach you, outer rimmers, to offer you our protection.
Found a beast roaming out in the mountains that definitely isn’t a bear? Has the water in your toilet started to float mid-air? Are little green men knocking on your door and asking for hair samples? Is the corn speaking to you yet? Because, really, that’s a big one. We already know that the corn can teleport on nights with a new moon, but is it saying full sentences yet? Please tell us if you have.
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